Sheathed cable electrical wiring |
After years of complaining about halfwits who write at pay sites, we've decided to finally strike a blow for knowledge. We've repurposed this blog to call attention to some of these stupid people and the things they've written while in too big a hurry to make money to deal with useless crap like "facts" and "knowledge." Meet the Dumbass of the Day, people!
Monday, October 31, 2016
Identifying Electrical Wires for the Dummy Handyperson
Sunday, October 30, 2016
Plumbing and Beauty, the Dummy Version (Again)
mineral buildup in a pipe |
Saturday, October 29, 2016
Tractor Tire Inflation for Dummies
Tractor tire with ballast fluid |
Friday, October 28, 2016
Frequency, Hertz and Waves for Dummies
In the Antisocial Network's staff meeting last week one of our researchers noticed that we hadn't revisited one of our favorite DotD winners for a while (not since the beginning of the month, anyway), which is something considering that she's already a 21-time winner of the award in nine – count 'em – nine different categories! We (think we) first found her holding forth on the physics of sound, so what better topic to revisit the one and only Joan Whetzel except watching her make a fool of herself in her HubPages.com post, "Frequency, Hertz, and Waves"¹ (Joan's a big fan of the Oxford comma).
Joan, as is usual, cranks up her well-oiled misinformation machine in the very first paragraph:
Joan, as is usual, cranks up her well-oiled misinformation machine in the very first paragraph:
Thursday, October 27, 2016
Voltage Conversion for Scientific Dummies
Transformer coils 120V to 12 V |
Schanaman's opening salvo in his alleged how-to? This:
Wednesday, October 26, 2016
Electrical Circuits for Dummies
Simple circuit with battery, bulb, and switch |
Tuesday, October 25, 2016
Tides, a Dummies Explanation
Position of the Moon and Tides |
Monday, October 24, 2016
Removing a Schlage Lock for Dummies
Parts of a doorknob lock |
Sunday, October 23, 2016
Unix Aliases for Dummies
Per cent of users preferring given UNIX shells |
Saturday, October 22, 2016
Finding the Diagonals of a Rhombus, the Dummies Version
Shape of a rhombus |
Friday, October 21, 2016
Bathtub Stoppers, the Dummy Version
bathtub popup stopper |
We've found through extensive research (and a lot of migraines) that Bodine is pretty typical of eHow contributors in that she merely throws enough words on the page to 1) meet the minimum word count and 2) bamboozle a content editor who knows as little as Bodine (or even less) about the topic at hand. In this case, Alicia starts by explaining that
Thursday, October 20, 2016
FTP Site Permissions for Dummies
FTP access permissions |
Wednesday, October 19, 2016
Black Canyon of the Gunnison for Dummies
Black Canyon of the Gunnison |
Several of our staffers are quite familiar with the Black Canyon, although not the version Fleck describes... Richard opens his little travelogue by telling his readers,
Tuesday, October 18, 2016
A Sense of Sinkholes, the Dummies Version
Sinkhole, House for Scale |
Monday, October 17, 2016
Building a Double Bed the Dummy Way
Double bed dimensions |
Sunday, October 16, 2016
Timing Belts and Dummy Lawyers
Routing of timing belt |
Saturday, October 15, 2016
Melting Points for Dummies
Heat, latent heat, and melting point |
Friday, October 14, 2016
What a Relief! Topography for Dummies
Topography and Relief |
Thursday, October 13, 2016
All Hail the Dummy Way!
Hail damage on a car |
Wednesday, October 12, 2016
Flash Memory for Dummies
USB flash Drive (memory stick) |
Tuesday, October 11, 2016
Soil Type and Foundations for Dummies
Soil classification chart |
Monday, October 10, 2016
Manual Trannies and Reverse for Dummies
Gear shift lever. Note position of "R" |
Sunday, October 9, 2016
Sistering Floor Joists for Dummies
Sistering a joist |
Saturday, October 8, 2016
Raising the American Flag for Dummies
United States flag |
Friday, October 7, 2016
Through-the-Wall Air Conditioners for Dummies
through the wall air conditioner |
Thursday, October 6, 2016
pH Strips for Dummies
pH test strips |
Yep: a wedding planner holding forth on chemistry: what could go wrong here? Well, plenty, starting with Tiesha's very first statement:
Wednesday, October 5, 2016
Metric to Imperial by and for Dummies
Millimeter to Inch comparison |
Tuesday, October 4, 2016
Gas Pressure and Weight for Dummies
Gas molecules under pressure |
Monday, October 3, 2016
Copper Wire Gauge, the Dummy Explanation
Wire gauge for copper wire |
Sunday, October 2, 2016
Pet Doors in Glass by Dummies
A pet door installed in a glass patio door |
We'll admit right up front that such a thing is possible: you can, indeed, buy a doggy door (or kitty flap) that installs through the glass of a sliding patio door and perhaps even a full-light storm door What you can't do, however, is install the damned thing yourself. For one thing, you can't cut tempered glass, which is the type of glass in most doors. For another, you probably can't cut a double-pane glass door. Every manufacturer of through-glass doors specifically states that their product should be installed by a professional glazier!
Saturday, October 1, 2016
Using Roget's Thesaurus for Dummies
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