surveyors without a GPS |
After years of complaining about halfwits who write at pay sites, we've decided to finally strike a blow for knowledge. We've repurposed this blog to call attention to some of these stupid people and the things they've written while in too big a hurry to make money to deal with useless crap like "facts" and "knowledge." Meet the Dumbass of the Day, people!
Wednesday, November 30, 2016
Measuring Elevation for Dummies
Tuesday, November 29, 2016
Echoes, as Explained by Dummies
human echolocation |
Sola / Strosberg opened by telling her readers what sound is:
Monday, November 28, 2016
Calculating Derivatives for Dummy Math Students
dy/dx is the instantaneous slope of f(x) at x,y |
Sunday, November 27, 2016
Trazodone for Dummies
Trazodone bottle |
According to Crossley,
Saturday, November 26, 2016
Getting Location from GPS, the Dummies Version
Triangulation with GPS |
Friday, November 25, 2016
Salinity and Salt Solution, the Dummy Version
Salt Dissolved in Water |
As is typical of eHow.com drones trapped by the site's minimum word count, Andrews answered the question... sort of... in the first hundred words or so; then got herself in trouble with some of the factoids she used for padding. Natalie's original answer?
Thursday, November 24, 2016
A New Router Table for Dummies
Shop-built router table |
Enderson, as usual, demonstrates total ignorance of her topic in the DMS-required² introduction, when she claims that
Wednesday, November 23, 2016
Fossil Types for Clueless Paleontologists
Pyritized ammonite fossil |
Tuesday, November 22, 2016
Two-Cycle Carburetors for Dummies
Two-stroke carburetor |
Monday, November 21, 2016
Coaxial Cable Installation, the Dummy Version
Coaxial cable bushing |
Saturday, November 19, 2016
All About Routers for Dummies
Shaping an edge with a fixed-base wood router |
Says Kubitschek of the weird tool-thingies he's assigned to write about,
Friday, November 18, 2016
Propane and Natural Gas, the Dummies Comparison
Chemical formula of propane |
Thursday, November 17, 2016
Walbro Carburetors, the Dummies Version
Typical Walbro 2-stroke carburetor |
Smith opens by explaining what a carburetor is and where you might find it:
Wednesday, November 16, 2016
Speed Limits for Dummies
Speed Limit Sign |
Tuesday, November 15, 2016
Topography and Elevation for Dummies
GPS showing elevation on screen |
Why someone might want to know elevation is unknowable, but Schanaman gives it a go:
Monday, November 14, 2016
Meandering Rivers for Dummies
Floodplain of meandering river |
Sunday, November 13, 2016
Lag Screws for Total Dummies
Lag screw for repairing a bone fracture |
We know he had to look it up because, based on his introduction, he clearly knew nothing about lag screws or their use (most of his information is reworded from the rather weird Lag Screws: What They Are and How to Use Them):
Saturday, November 12, 2016
Citizenship Tests for Dummies
Obtaining U S citizenship through naturalization |
Friday, November 11, 2016
Learning Houston, the Dummies Version
Brandenberg's "Houston" in black box |
As Brandenberg relates in her introduction,
Thursday, November 10, 2016
Methane and Natural Gas, the Dummy Comparison
A typical natural gas is mostly methane |
Like many of the "questions" posed by unknown internet searches and glommed onto by eHow, this topic makes little or no sense: that's because methane is (a) natural gas, and the natural gas that heats your house and cooks your food is largely methane. If Freddy wanted his fifteen bucks, though, he had to differentiate them... and so he started by explaining that
Wednesday, November 9, 2016
What Kind is Your Oil Well, Dummy?
Well symbols used in the oil industry |
From the very first sentence, it's clear Koolbreeze (probably not his name; it's more likely the brand of his fan...) has no idea what he's talking about:
Tuesday, November 8, 2016
Belt Noise for the Dummy Shadetree Mechanic
Example of serpentine belt routing |
Monday, November 7, 2016
Chicago Hotels for Traveling Dummies
Chicago skyline at night |
Sunday, November 6, 2016
Weather Maps for Dummies
Sample weather map |
Saturday, November 5, 2016
Battery Chargers for Dummies
Plug-in car charger |
Friday, November 4, 2016
Carets for Dummies
Letters with a circumflex |
Thursday, November 3, 2016
Gold Karats, the Dummy Version
karat marking on inside of a gold ring |
Wednesday, November 2, 2016
Earthquakes, the Dummy Version
Anatomy of cuesta topography |
Tuesday, November 1, 2016
Framing Nailer Repair for the Dummy Carpenter
One Porter-Cable Framing Nailer |
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