Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Twin Sons of Different Mothers (Bike Week)

At the Antisocial Network we find spun content to be bad enough, but the concept of spinning an article from crap that's already been spun is a recipe for linguistic disaster! yet that is exactly what a couple of the denizens of Bubblews appear to have done. One day in 2014, member Muhammed Ayoub cobbled together some bullshit about how to fix a flat tire on a bicycle, which he called "How to Fix Your Bike’s Flat Inner Tube."¹ It was bad enough... that one day later, Hini Kahn (Saifo) graced the pages of that bullpuckey site with "how to fix bike inner tube."¹

Now let us be perfectly frank: we can't really tell if Hini copied and spun Muhammed's version or if they used spinning algorithms on the same original source, but whatever the case, they're both dumbasses; especially the dumbass who published the same content a single day later.

If you wondered why we suspect spinnage, check out this paragraph from Muhammed's version
"You are pedalling down your preferred trail questioning what could be around the next bend when something occurs that you were not prepared for. It begins with a incredibly loud bang and before you understand it, you can no longer preserve any forward momentum along with your bike. You look down and sure enough you happen to be the newest member of the flat tire club."
compared to the version submitted by Hini:
"You are accelerating down your favored trail addressing what could be around the following curve when something happens that you were not ready for. It starts with an unbelievably uproarious blast and before you comprehend it, you can no more safeguard any forward energy alongside your bicycle. You look down and beyond any doubt enough you happen to be the most current part of the level tire club."
We rest our case: they're dumbasses, both of 'em. Will someone please get us a rope?

¹ This website is now defunct, and archive.org's Wayback machine never made a copy of either post. Oh, well, no loss...
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