Plan for a curio cabinet |
Not that images would have helped much (if at all) in this case...
For Christensen-Hermance, like so many other Dumbass of the Day candidates, her ignorance of her topic is evident from the first sentence. Dianne tells us,
"Making your own curio cabinet to display collectibles is possible and can save you some cash in the long run rather than hiring a professional."We don't know about you, but most people don't hire professionals to build their curio cabinets: they buy them from a furniture store. Costco, even! But wait: once she begins her list of instructions, it gets even sillier. The first instruction?
"1. Make a drawing of the cabinet, then use a measuring tape to determine the needed dimensions of the cabinet."
"2. Cut the wood you have chosen with a circular saw to lengths a little larger than you measured.
3. Cross-cut the cabinet frame pieces to the desired length and make a length-wise cut along the grain of the wood."We're confused: isn't the carpenter's dictum "measure twice, cut once"? yet she says to measure once and cut twice... and what's this "lengthwise cut" she mentions? Now's when she starts getting weird, though:
"4. Create a rabbit joint by setting the height of the saw blade so that it only cuts through half of the board's thickness. The rabbit joint is where the top piece of the cabinet will fit into the cutout in the side. Keep repeating the cut until the piece is completely cut out."
We certainly hope the rabbit's dead before she starts cutting on it. What's that? She meant "rabbet"? In the words of the immortal Emily Litella, "Never mind." Space and time prevent us from a complete investigation of the dumbassery displayed by Ms. Christensen-Hermance, but here are some of the highlights:
|
¹ This website is now defunct, and archive.org's Wayback machine never made a copy of the post. Oh, well, no loss...
copyright © 2015-2021 scmrak
No comments:
Post a Comment