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Whetzel's main problem this time out is that she doesn't check her work. Heck, she apparently doesn't even read her work. Joan cobbled together a table (by careful googling, we assume) listing a number of fairly useful conversion factors, although even it contains some errors. One of those conversion factors is between miles per hour and feet per second, a conversion factor of 1.46667. That's demonstrably true: most of our staffers are aware that a land speed of 60 mph is 88 fps, and 88 divided by 60 is pretty much 1.4666. Actually the conversion factor is a repeating decimal, 1.4666..., but who cares after five decimal places or so?
Where Whetzel whips out that well-worn dumbass stick of hers and bonks herself on the head with it (repeatedly, we suspect), is when she starts giving examples:"To convert a miles per hour to ft/s reading the formula is ___mph x 3.2084 = ___ ft/s. In the case of the marathon runner who ran an average of 6.55 mph, the equation would read: 6.55 mph x 3.280840 = 28.49 ft/s."WTF? Not two inches above her example, Joan's cute little table says that the relevant conversion factor (miles per hour to feet per second) is 1.46667... Where the hell did she get the number "3.280840"? As a matter of fact, we recognize the number: it's the conversion factor between meters and feet, which has not one darned thing to do with miles per hour... |
No, in the case of our Joanie, PED stands for performance enhancing dumbass – and that's why Ms Whetzel is, once again, the Antisocial Network's Dumbass of the Day.
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