Roosting box |
Lazzari went straight to Google and found himself a set of plans for a roosting box, which he then proceeded to crib madly. The original plans, which (unlike Zach's cribbed version) are pretty good, don't include instructions – just a drawing. That left Zach to come up with his own instructions, and let us tell you, they're doozies! Just the opening paragraph ought to tell you something about Zach's failure to understand the project:
"Cut three 12-by-24-inch pieces of pine board with a jigsaw. The three pieces with compose the floor, back wall and roof of the house."Besides the fractured English (WTF does "with compose" mean?), Lazzari fails to explain the intended shape of the box. FWIW, the plans he cribbed show a box 24" long, but don't mention the width. It's right here that Zach started spinning out of control...
After nailing the floor to the back of the box, Zach explains how to cut the sides:
"Cut two 12-by-8-inch pieces of pine board. Make a mark 6 inches high along one side to measure the angled roof cut. Saw diagonally between the 8-inch-high top and the 6-inch mark to create the roof pitch on each board. These are the side walls. Align each side wall with the floor edge and back wall. Use finish nails spaced at 2 inches to connect the walls. The 6-inch side is the front of each side wall.""[M]easure the angled roof cut"? WTF does that mean, anyway? OK, so now we have a box-like thing with a 12" x 24" floor, an 11¾" x 24" back, and sides that are 12" wide and angled between 7¼" on one end and 5¼" on the other. Apparently, Zach doesn't know that pine lumber is ¾" thick...
Then Zach wants us to,
"Cut a 24-by-6-inch piece of pine for the front wall... Align the front wall with the floor and the side walls, [and] Hammer finish nails with 2-inch spacing to secure the wall."To recap, then, we have a 12" x 24" back wall, a 12" x 24" bottom, a 24" x 6" front wall, and sides with an angled top edge 6" to 8" long and 12" wide. Clearly, Lazzari has no idea that 1) there's no lumber commonly available that is 12" wide and 2) at least some of the dimensions have to be adjusted to allow for the thickness of the lumber. Zach's crowning glory, however, is this final step:
"Place the roof board that you cut earlier on top of the box. Align the board with the front, back and side walls..."
¹ The original has been deleted by Leaf Group, but can still be accessed using the Wayback machine at archive.org. Its URL was animals.mom.me/diy-bird-roosting-box-9647.html --- Weird: it's back now...
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