Assorted screw types |
Kroll's MFA in writing notwithstanding, we suspect his familiarity with screws was about that of the average middle-schooler who hasn't taken a shop class. We base that assessment on his introduction, in which he lists a few of what he thinks are screw sizes¹:
"Sequences like '4-30 x .10,' '1/8-10 x 4/6' and 'M5-.4 x 15' may seem meaningless, but they say a lot, and you need the right screw to do the job."In the first place, you need to know a lot more than the screw size to choose the "right screw to do the job"; and in the second, some of those "sequences" not only "may seem meaningless," they are meaningless! What screw has ever had a length of 4/6? No, Jess apparently just threw some numbers and letters at the page to bamboozle the eHow content editor, collected his stipend, and laughed into his black turtleneck (he's a poet).
According to Jess, that first "sequence" can be decoded like this:
"...first letter of the size... the largest diameter: the measurement of the screw on the thread... 4-30 x .10 has a major diameter of 0.112 [inches]... 4-30 x .10 has 30 threads per inch... Metric threads display the millimeters per thread...the third number... is the length of the screw."For one thing, Jess, "4" is not a letter. For another, "the screw on the thread" doesn't make sense; what does make sense is "the thread on the screw." Next, a thread count of 30 TPI is non-standard; thread counts are almost always multiples of 4. We think "millimeters per thread" is a somewhat clumsy way to say, "distance between threads in mm," ourselves. Finally, while Kroll is correct in saying that the last number is the length, we've never heard of a screw 1⁄10 inch long.
Jess also hosed other specs for screws, claiming that,
"Screws larger than 10 are listed as fractions of an inch. For example: 1/8-10 x 4/6 has a major diameter of 1/8th of an inch."The "larger than 10" holds true only for (some) machine screws; wood screws come in sizes to 14 as do many machine screws. Oh, and we're nonplussed, to say the least, that anyone would claim a screw has a length of "4/6"! That's not to mention that a #10 machine screw is 3⁄16" in diameter...
No, it's patently obvious that an ignorant Dumbass of the Day tried to reword information he didn't understand, and that's why Kroll made such a mess of it.
¹ We won't bother to point out that Jess only addresses machine screws, ignoring sheet metal screws, drywall screws, construction screws, wood screws, etc., in his ignorance.
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