The skewer isn't the axle, Frank, this is |
What tipped our staffer off to Frank's ignorance of his topic was the first two sentences in his intro:
"The skewer is the axle on bicycles with quick-release wheels. As your bicycle gets older, your skewers may become worn or damaged and need replacing, or you might want to upgrade to a better set of skewers."
In tens of thousands of road miles, the only time one of our staffers has swapped out a skewer is to use the specially-designed skewer that comes with some resistance trainers. We suppose that a skewer could be damaged in a wreck or that someone might prefer chrome to black or vice-versa, but "upgrade"? Naahhhh... Anyway, let's see if Frank reveals further ignorance...
How about this construction?
"Grasp the skewer acorn nut on one side of the axle in one hand. With your other hand, turn the quick-release lever to rotate the skewer counterclockwise and loosen the acorn nut. Unthread [sic] the acorn nut with your fingers and remove it from the skewer."Umm, Frank? Why do you think you need to "loosen the acorn nut"? It's not like it's cranked down once the wheel is off. Oh, well, maybe you just needed the additional word count. But here's a clear boo-boo:
"Insert the skewer rod through the axle. Thread the new acorn nut onto the skewer rod until it is finger tight. Replace the bicycle wheel on the bicycle frame."
With instructions like that, it'd be a wonder if any bicycle our Dumbass of the Day was riding didn't fall apart in the middle of his driveway.
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