One way to secure table legs |
Kally, who originally posted this one under the name "R. Lindley," came to furniture-making from a psychology background; which still doesn't excuse her for not having had the slightest idea how to do the task she was writing about. Kally fell back on several time-honored traditions of the eHow freelancer who knows nothing about carpentry, including
- Claiming that your local lumber yard will cut everything to size for you
- Specifying lumber in sizes that are ridiculously large
- Suggesting that furniture-makers buy ready-made table legs
- Instructing readers to assemble furniture using "L-brackets."
- Most lumberyards will not cut stock, especially hardwoods. If they will cut it, you can be certain that the cost will be quite dear...
- Kally's supplies list included a "6' x 4' x 2" Wood panel": where on earth are you going to find one of those?
- Sure you can buy "Decorative table legs," but are you prepared to pay the price? And what size should they be? What species of wood? What design?
- This is the worst. Katherine said, "If the table legs do not have built-in screws in the center of the leg top, then secure them to the underside of the table with one screw on each side of the leg. Insert the screws at an angle through the leg, and then into the table top." Did this moron have any idea how quickly such a kluge would collapse?
We didn't even get into KK's lack of knowledge of lumber dimensions or her failure to understand grades of sandpaper. Suffice it to say that the table our Dumbass of the Day designed might be sturdy enough to support her award... but it would be more likely to collapse under its own weight!
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