API Numbers for Dummies

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If we weren't such hardasses about the quality of information – facts are vastly superior to bogosity – we might find some of the dumbassery of our nominees rather "cute." No, scratch that, we'd probably still find it irritating in grown-ups who are writing bullshit for pennies. Here's how eHowian Christine Meyer became today's nominee: she fumbled her way through "How to Find an API Number" for LegalBeagle.com (another Leaf Group niche site).