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In just a few days of looking through Seekyt's content, we determined that much of the site's content is thinly disguised advertisement for Australian or British companies, as is the case in Jennie's post. Why anyone would hire a total dumbass to write bad copy about his business is beyond our ken, however. If you sold band saws, would you want someone telling your potential customers bullshit like
"Band saws work with their long band of metal teeth which are used to cut into whatever you need. The straight up and down tenor of the blade makes for an even cutting line that is so important, regardless of the type of material it is you are cutting. No one wants to find out that their 5x11ft board is actually skewed to one side or another because of a faulty cut on the machine. Band saws take all of the guesswork out of wood working and other types of cutting. So long as the curve on the blade and the run on the saw are up kept then your cut is going to remain true."
Did the customer even read this crap before letting the moron publish it, much less paying her for this... can we call it work? If so, we need to wonder whether the management types at Calderbrook Woodworking Machinery is so unfamiliar with the woodworking machines they sell that they let Trotters say bullshit like
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Really? When you come right down to it, though, our favorite gems of dumbassery have to be
Anyone who's actually seen a band saw knows that 1) you will probably never see one on a construction site and 2) it's highly unlikely that anyone has ever cut a sheet of plywood with a band saw -- much less a 5 by 11 sheet of plywood.
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¹ The post has been deleted, and archive.org's Wayback machine never made a copy of the post. Oh, well, no loss...
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