Thursday, December 15, 2016

Sonar and Parking Assist for Dummies

active park assist
Active parking assist
You may have noticed that we here at the Antisocial Network hold in great disdain the liberal arts types who try (and fail) to interpret science and mathematics. There are worse freelancers, however: they're the ones who claim to have a technical background and yet still make a mess of a topic in the name of making cash. That's our complaint with today's DotD, a first-timer from DailyTwoCents.com by the name of Sharifa Sanderson, who claims a "Bsc.-Electronics and Mathematics" (really?) but demonstrates a grasp of neither subject in the post she called "How Car Sonar Helps Drivers in Parking."¹

If you can fight your way past the overwhelming number of ads and popups on the website, you'll see that Sanderson opens her little piece with the introduction, "Car Sonar Sensors- How Do They Work?" and then goes on to... well, not tell us how they work any more than
"Sonar is an acronym for Sound Navigation and Ranging and is used in cars in auto sonar. Sonar is used by bats to find their way around in the night. This system is called echolocation. Bats use sonar to see at night and to detect insects and objects. They, like dolphins, also use sonar for communication. Humans use auto sonar to help with reverse parking.

Sonar gives the precise bearing to a particular target from a submarine. It also gives the target’s course, speed and range..."
Now, when we see the word "how" in a section heading, we expect something more definitive than "This system is called echolocation," but that's about as technical as Sharifa is willing to get. No, wait, she then goes on to explain that
"Active sonar used in reverse parking sensors works by sending out a pulse of sound and listening for echoes of the pulse. Parking sensors are also called rear parking sensors, back up parking sensors, reverse parking sensors or even garage parking sensors. This parking sensor helps prevent damage to your car and garage... The use of auto sonar cuts down on backing accidents by improving reverse parking. The sonar devices used in cars to aid in obstacle detection are known as ultrasonic parking backup sensors."
    
Apparently in hopes of getting more search hits, Sanderson gives five, count 'em FIVE! different terms for backup sensors, but still waffles on "How do they work?" because, we suspect, she didn't know and was too lazy to look it up (it's pretty easy information to find...). Sanderson then goes on to describe the parking assist systems in Lexus and Ford (we doubt, however, that Ford put parking assist on an Explorer in 1999 as she claims) before a section that conflates active parking assist with collision avoidance systems and backup cameras. Sheesh.

     Most of Sanderson's ouvre at D2C concerns "natural cures," which makes her attempted move from pseudoscience to real science even more confusing. Nevertheless, we feel it our duty to award her for her efforts: that's why Sharifa is the Antisocial Network's Dumbass of the Day. As an aside, with grammar like that, we kinda feel for her ESL students...

¹ This website is now defunct, but you can see the post using the Wayback machine at archive.org. Its URL was   http://dailytwocents.com/car-sonar-helps-drivers-parking/
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2 comments:

Hallebose said...

You know, people who don't know you may think you're the type who likes to put others down. They may also think you are someone who likes to show off their knowledge, just to make others seem inferior to you. Sometimes it's good to look for the good in others, instead of labeling them.

The title of the article indicates that it is about how the technology helps drivers. People who want deep physics would be looking for another article. The best known scientists understand how to sum up information quickly, not show off with explanations that are unnecessarily long.

The illustration most people remember when it comes to most scientific concepts is simple, and people are sometimes wary of unnecessary technical information, since it can seem that the speaker is not focused on the main idea.

Your extracts show that the article focused on the main idea.

Oscar said...

I looked at the article at archive.org, and it's total crap, expecially the part where you say... errr, "Sharifa" says that "Sonar makes it simple for drivers to operate their cars with ease and safety. They are relatively easy to install and prevent collisions and injuries."

The only DIY parking assist devices you can buy (with the exception of a backup camera) are products that install in your garage. That is, unless you feel comfortable cutting holes in your bumpers and adding a new circuit to your vehicle's electrical system. Maybe that's where that Bsc.-Electronics and Mathematics would come in handy, "Halle."