brass instrument relative sizes |
After years of complaining about halfwits who write at pay sites, we've decided to finally strike a blow for knowledge. We've repurposed this blog to call attention to some of these stupid people and the things they've written while in too big a hurry to make money to deal with useless crap like "facts" and "knowledge." Meet the Dumbass of the Day, people!
Tuesday, January 31, 2017
Musical Pitch, the Dummies Version
Monday, January 30, 2017
Microsoft Excel Graphs, the Dummies Version
linear fit line in Excel, with equation |
Dombrower managed to find some excruciatingly detailed instructions somewhere that would actually allow you to plot a graph of a linear equation, and reworded them so that they might have worked if she had understood the mathematical principles of linear equations in the first place. It's a pretty safe bet this J-school grad didn't study much math, though, given her initial definition:
Sunday, January 29, 2017
Getting Level on the Level for Dummies
See? the vertical vial is on the end, Dawn |
We ignore the rather bizarre construction of "check the level for a plumb" because that's the OQ's problem, not Sutton's (it should probably have been "a level for plumb," not "the level for a plumb"). Whatever the case, at first reading Sutton, whose MSW work very likely didn't include wood shop classes, appears to have found an authoritative source to explain something she knows nothing about. Her instructions are,
Saturday, January 28, 2017
DAT to CSV Conversion for Dummies
See those commas, Amy? |
Oh, sure, Dombrower gets started right by explaining what .DAT files could have inside:
Thursday, January 26, 2017
The Dummy's Guide to Bottled Water
Bottled water brands |
Wednesday, January 25, 2017
Tectonics and Magma for Dummies
Mantle convection cell diagram |
It only takes one paragraph for Libal to run afoul of the facts as geologists know them:
Tuesday, January 24, 2017
Calculating Runoff for Dummies
surface runoff types |
Monday, January 23, 2017
Truing a Bike Wheel for Dummies
Spoked bicycle wheel |
Nichole's been on the award podium before, having accumulated a total of six previous DotD awards at three different Leaf Group sites, one of which already demonstrated a tenuous grasp on cycling. As usual, the history graduate (not the history of cycling, we suspect) found and reworded a reasonably accurate source. According to Liandi, the steps are simple:
Sunday, January 22, 2017
Cloning a Laptop for Dummies
transferring files between computers |
Saturday, January 21, 2017
Measuring a Screen for Dummies
Screen Diagonal |
Friday, January 20, 2017
Weathering of Igneous Rocks for Dummies
Two igneous rocks demonstrating different weathering rates |
Thursday, January 19, 2017
Map Coordinates for Dummies
Map coordinates |
Wednesday, January 18, 2017
Mean, Median and Sample Size for Dummies
Sample size vs population |
Tuesday, January 17, 2017
Diesel Injectors, the Dummy Version
Cummins 6BT 5.9-liter 12V engine |
Monday, January 16, 2017
Interstellar Distances for Dummies
Definition of a parsec |
In her previous appearances on these pages (twenty-two times to date), Whetzel's become the poster child for a lack of attention to detail, poor proofreading skills, and rampant scientific illiteracy. This particular post is no different from her others, opening with prose like:
Sunday, January 15, 2017
Digital TV Signals for Dummies
Digital converter box hookup for analog TV |
Oh, Titus got the basics right, informing her readers that,
Saturday, January 14, 2017
Platinum versus Palladium for Dummies
Platinum vs palladium |
Friday, January 13, 2017
Cups vs. Ounces for Dummies
Measuring flour using a common kitchen scale |
Thursday, January 12, 2017
Cutting Gemstones, the Dummy Method
Faceting an emerald |
Wednesday, January 11, 2017
Shoe Size Conversion for Dummies
Converting shoes from Euro to US Sizes |
Just as she did her other five times, Bodine started tossing around the bull almost immediately:
Tuesday, January 10, 2017
Wiring a Tanning Bed for Dummies
Home tanning bed |
Raye, nonetheless, took on this challenge, informing her readers that it is the tanning bed buyer's responsibility to,
Monday, January 9, 2017
Synthetic Rubies for Dummies
Synthetic red corundum (ruby) |
Sunday, January 8, 2017
Hair Dryers and Dim Lights, the Dummy Explanation
Brownout. not power surge |
Saturday, January 7, 2017
Siphons for Dummies
Siphoning a waterbed |
Because he has to (it was required at eHow.com before it was moved to TheBump), Alec explains that
Friday, January 6, 2017
Hard Drive Recovery for Dummies
A laptop hard drive |
Oh, Nicky (or is it "Nichy"?) certainly comprehends the misery:
Thursday, January 5, 2017
The Dummy Method for Building Wooden Frames
A real box joint |
Lauren, whose educational background is in history and elementary education (fields where they apparently don't teach wood shop), started out by telling any readers who wander past that,
Wednesday, January 4, 2017
Paper and Insulation, the Clueless Version
Thermal conductivity |
We've seen Lee's work before, and this one's in keeping with her typical pattern; citing what she considered an authoritative reference in her very first sentence:
Tuesday, January 3, 2017
Onyx for Dummies
Black onyx |
We won't argue (much) with Mulrooney's instructions, since they're pretty much reworded directly from a website that sells jewelry. Of course, the instructions reinforce the idea that onyx is "porous," which is utter bull in a mineralogical sense. What the jewelers actually mean is that the polished surface of a cabochon or other cut might start looking cloudy if it gets too wet too often, but that's no problem in reality.
Monday, January 2, 2017
Bathroom Sconces 101, the Dummy Version
Bathroom sconce lighting |
Well, we take that back: she did refer to an eHow title "How to Install a Wall Light," but for some reason her link to that content redirects to an SFGate post on how to hang a chandelier in a two-story foyer, which we submit is not the same thing... but we digress. Shea has a lot of boilerplate crap about the history of sconces, including such useful information for would-be bathroom decorators as
Sunday, January 1, 2017
Horsepower and Speed for Dummies
Convert horsepower to MPG |
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