Squirrel baffle on bird feeder pole |
ParaGod (who changed to that name from Scale-of-1-to-10 at some point) made matters worse by inserting the heading "How To Make A Bird Feeder Squirrel Proof" while not saying one darned thing about doing so. According to Para,
"...squirrels are like little acrobats and can access just about anything, anywhere. They can easily climb up and down the thinnest polls [sic] and the smallest wires, making them appear more like magicians than animals..."Cute, but so what (besides confusing polls with poles)? We who own bird feeders already know all that. We also know that
"A squirrel proof bird feeder can not only help ensure that there is plenty of seed available for your feathered friends, but it can also save you a ton of money, by reducing the amount of replacement birdseed that you will have to purchase..."
Well, maybe not a ton, but yeah, savings. So how do we make a bird feeder "squirrel proof"? Inquiring minds want to know... and here's what ParaGod (aka Scale-of-one-to-10) says:"...buying a bird feeder that is squirrel proof is such a great idea. Fortunately, these theaters are very effective at keeping squirrels out of the seed. Once you buy one of these, your days of coming home to a spilled over or empty bird feeder are over..."Yes, according to this dolt, the way to squirrel-proof a bird feeder is to "[buy] a bird feeder that is squirrel proof"! Wow: whodathunkit! And while we're at it, Whodathunk a bird feeder is a "theater"? |
Well, you friggin' idiot, there are actually devices you can buy that are supposed to squirrel-proof a feeder, and there are also tips about placement of the feeder. Squirrels not only climb well, they also jump like crazy, so any feeder that's just a few feet from a tree, fence, roof, or other object is unlikely to ever be squirrel-proof.
¹ InfoBarrel has deleted all its content, but you can still see the post using the Wayback machine at archive.org. Its URL was infobarrel.com/Bird_Feeders_Squirrel_Proof_Can_Preserve_Bird_Seed_And_Save_Money
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