staking out a foundation or slab |
Klages opens with the assumption that the OQ wants to pour a cement patio which, we suppose, is a reasonable assumption; although his method should be applicable to any rectangular shape. Whatever, here's how he depicts the process:
"...setting your forms properly... means making sure they are not only the right length but also the correct angles. Often the corners of a patio should be 90 degrees, or perfectly square. With a few straight-forward [sic] measurements and a little math, you can make your corners square every time."
We aren't sure how "slab" managed to morph to patio, but OK: we'll let L. P. get away with it this time. We're a little less forgiving about his "Often the corners of a patio should be... perfectly square" business, since (curves and irregular shapes excepted) the corners should always be perfectly square. We'll also allow that his methodology for using a 3-4-5 right triangle is a tried-and-true method of laying out a large rectangular plot, though we aren't really certain where bushwa like"If your patio is not big enough to measure 3 or 4 feet, use 1.5 and 2 feet, with a diagonal of 2.5 feet..." |
- Measure one side of your form...
- Measure the opposing side of the same corner... [note: whatever the heck "opposing side of the same corner" means!]
- Measure the diagonal distance between the two marks. If the distance is [not] exactly 5 feet... move the forms farther or closer, until the diagonal measurement is exactly 5 feet.
Yup, you saw it here: an entrepreneur too stupid to look up how to make forms for a slab. With that sort of dumbassery under his belt, is it any wonder Klages is here again to pick up our Dumbass of the Day award -- his second? |
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