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Right off the bat, it was obvious that Woodward's a hipster, because in his very first "step" he used the word "fixie." We all know that no hipster ever needs to change a fixie chain, because none of them ride the faddy little things long enough to wear out a chain. Be that as it may, Skylar thinks you can use his 16-step instructions for a bicycle with gears, so let's have at it...
Skylar starts going off the rails with step 4:
"Loosen both bolts (or skewer) on the rear wheel and remove the rear wheel from the bike."Our cyclist scratched her head and asked, "Why would you do that?" It's unnecessary and, in fact, makes the job harder. In step 5, however, we learn why Skylar (a software engineer at Facebook, of all places) is getting this Snapguide wrong (and, perhaps, why Facebook thinks so many people are dead):
"Now pop open a cold brew. Professional bike mechanics always have a tasty microbrew on hand while they work."Not at our LBS, they don't. They also don't wear "blue nitrile gloves," because they do honest work instead of "social media." As Skylar progresses through his steps, he more or less gets things right. After all, there are a million YouTube videos and other online sites telling you how to do this, including ours. How hard can it be? However, we noticed a couple of odd things in Skylar's instructions. For instance, the person wearing gloves is working on a beat-up fixie (probably fourth-hand), while someone not wearing gloves is changing the chain on a forest green Bianchi track bike. That's not to mention that Skylar apparently doesn't know about Power Links (or, for that matter, master links). After all those steps, we realized something weird: in step 4, Woodward wanted you to remove the wheel (unnecessarily, you may remember). Nowhere does he tell you to replace it... No, he just says in step 14, "Thread the chain onto the rear wheel cog. If you have a single-speed bike or internal hub gearing, make sure to pull the rear axel [sic] back in the rear dropout until the chain is very tight." |
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