Spoons seem a little... flimsy for this maneuver |
Before you go any further, check out what our sister blog The Fixit Zone has to say on the topic. Excuse the weird formatting, it's the fault of the idiot programmers at Google who updated blogspot in 2020...
Gal's instructions pretty much fall into the blind pig category, at least in part. Take this introductory paragraph, for instance:
"Having the right tools to change the tires on your bike can make things a lot easier if a tire bursts. Better still, you can simply change the tire with the use of a couple of table spoons [sic]."Janos' bio suggests that English is his second language, thought not what might be his first. Nevertheless, the DMS content editor was supposed to correct grammatical mistakes like "table spoons" before the dreck was published. Correcting the notion that you can use tablespoons for tire levers² – you probably can't, because the handles will bend – should have fallen to someone who, unlike both Gal and the content editor, knows that bicycle tires don't "burst." Among the many cyclists on our staff, only one has ever seen an explosive blowout, and that was a bubble of inner tube pinched between bead and rim. But we digress...
Janos gets some of it right: take the wheel off the bike, although nothing about how the smart cyclist shifts the rear derailleur to the smallest cog. It's when he gets to the nitty-gritty that his instructions fail:
- "Do not use sharp items as they can poke a hole into the inner tire." – We're certain he meant inner tube.
- "Push the other spoon underneath the outer time [sic] about 5 inches away from the first spoon." – Ummm, we dunno: maybe "between the rim and the tire"?
- "Be careful not to pinch your fingers between the tire and the rim when you are prying the tire off the wheel." – Dude, you would need some skinny-ass fingers to do that!
¹ The original has been deleted by Leaf Group, but can still be accessed using the Wayback machine at archive.org. Its URL was ehow.com/how_7672693_remove-schwinn-bicycle-tire.html
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