Power Saws for Dummy Tool Users

Chainsaws don't have multiple chain lengths, "Larry"

You might have noticed that we here at the Antisocial network tend to be rather unforgiving of falsehood, particularly when it comes to pretending to know something you don't and then writing about it – what seems to have been the business model of eHow.com, now that we think about it. There are, believe it or not, a few worse freelance sites; one of the worst of which calls itself SooperArticles.com. Darned near every writer at that site is faking a name and biography as well as writing utter crap, utter crap like "The Different Kind of Saws Using Tips" posted by "Lawrence Barnett."

"Barnett" claims he lives in the United States, which is either a total lie or is proof positive that the U. S. educational system is on its deathbed. After all, Larry is the one who wrote in his bio that, "Love to be outdoors, cars and motorcycles are life. Watching movies, and driving around town and so more place," whatever that means. When it comes to "power saws," Barnett's every bit as incoherent:

"The more you join in the industry, the more you should think about the different and styles of saws. There are many sorts of power saws that are used for hugs and little ventures."

Let's hope no one is using power saws for hugs... Now, let's see what Larry has to say about those "many sorts":

• "Chop saws are usually used for cutting typically inflexible things at a secure angle."
• "...power saws are furnished with a laser which gives a lit line to you to pursue."
• "The electric chainsaw is perfect for the normal jack of all trades, mortgage holder that needs to trim the hedges around their property or maybe trim a bush or two."
• "If you are enormous into cutting your own kindling, you will need to buy a gas powered cutting tool. The gas powered cutting apparatus like the electric chainsaw accompany different sizes of chains."

• "The roundabout saw is adaptable and is an incredible selection of saws if you need a saw that will supplant a lot of different saws."
• "The miter saw is a roundabout saw sometimes alludes as a cutting chop saw. It is additionally sometimes spelled miter saw. "
• "The scroll saw is used for extremely point by point work."

Hilarious... and clearly spun. We suspect that a "roundabout saw" is what most people – the ones who speak English, anyway – would call a "circular saw." And that "point by point work" business? Detailed work.


We sure hope our Dumbass of the Day has never made a cent off his 32 posts at StuporArticles... err, SooperArticles. If he has, it's a travesty.

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