An open nesting box of the type preferred by blackbirds |
We wonder if anyone who, like Shoemaker Richards, has studied creative writing; ever gets lumber dimensions right. Or, for that matter, even understands the concept of lumber. Really: we had to just plain laugh at Bailey's materials list:
- 4 cedar sheets, 2 inches thick by 8 inches long by 6 inches wide
- 2 cedar sheets, 2 inches thick by 6 inches long by 6 inches wide
- 4-inch nails
Bailey's "instructions" for building the box are remarkable similar to her plans for a "large birdhouse" cited above. That's where you'll find instructions such as
- "Drill a hole that is at least an inch and a half in diameter..." – ...which, of course, raises two questions: 1) who has a drill bit "at least an inch and a half in diameter" and 2) who said a blackbird needs a 1½-inch hole?
- "Align the 2-inch edge of the board with the hole in it with the 8-inch face of one of the other boards. Ensure that the edges of the boards are flush. Attach the two boards with 4-inch nails. Hammer in one nail every 2 inches." – We get it: you're gonna build a square box. The cavity, for whatever it's worth, will be either 4" x 4" or 5" x 5", depending on whether your "sheets" of cedar are a true 2-inch thickness or nominal. Either way, what cavity size best suits a blackbird?
- "Align the 2-inch edge of the board with the hole in it with the 8-inch face of one of the other boards. Ensure that the edges of the boards are flush. Attach the two boards with 4-inch nails. Hammer in one nail every 2 inches." – OK, so it's longer: where does the overhang go? over the entrance hole? on the side? on the back?
¹ Leaf's contextual ads for these "cedar sheets" takes you to an online retailer of bedding. Dumbasses.
² It's since disappeared, but you can look at it here, using the Wayback Machine at archive.org
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