Pyrite cube |
After years of complaining about halfwits who write at pay sites, we've decided to finally strike a blow for knowledge. We've repurposed this blog to call attention to some of these stupid people and the things they've written while in too big a hurry to make money to deal with useless crap like "facts" and "knowledge." Meet the Dumbass of the Day, people!
Monday, November 30, 2015
Pyrite for Dummies
Sunday, November 29, 2015
Attic Fans for Dummies
Attic exhaust fan |
It's not so much that Ms Manal gets it wrong in this case, but that she works so hard to meet the eHow minimum word count. For instance, read this, from her introduction:
Saturday, November 28, 2015
Mineral Leases for Dummies
When commodity prices are high, people crawl out of the woodwork looking for ways to strike it rich without working hard; and freelancers come out of the woodwork ready to advise them on how to do so. When gold was $1800/ounce, there were the freelancers with gold-recovery instructions. When oil was $145/barrel, there were the freelancers with typical bogus advice on how to get rich wildcatting or drilling for oil in your own back yard. Not to be left out, serial dumbass, eHow-style, Larry Parr tried to get in on the act with a little scrap of content he called "How to Buy Oil Leases."¹
Friday, November 27, 2015
Windows Drives for the Techno-Dummy
F: Drive |
Thursday, November 26, 2015
Faucet Leaks for DIY Dummies
Leaky faucet |
Wednesday, November 25, 2015
The New Toothpaste Method for Dummies
Small crack in drywall |
Tuesday, November 24, 2015
Roofs for Remodeling Dummies
framing the roof of an addition to a building |
Monday, November 23, 2015
Pocket Doors for Remodeling Dummies
Pocket doors with wall covering stripped off |
Sunday, November 22, 2015
Solar Power for Dummy Installers
Power inverter |
If you asked the staff of the Antisocial Network for help connecting your solar array, we'd like to think that you'd find some instructions for wiring the various pieces-parts instead of a boatload of semi-nonsensical babble along the lines of
Saturday, November 21, 2015
Bookshelf Design, the Dummy Method
Badly designed bookcase |
Friday, November 20, 2015
Post Holes for Dummy Fence Builders Part 2
Post hole |
Thursday, November 19, 2015
Post Holes for Dummies, Part 1
Post hole |
Here's our suggestion: if we were assigned this particular problem, we'd probably start with the dimensions of a standard post hole, calculate the cubic footage of concrete needed for each hole, and multiply by the number of holes we'd need to fill... wait... we seem to be forgetting something, though...
Wednesday, November 18, 2015
Bicycle Pumps for Dummy Cyclists
Presta valve |
We say he obviously knows nothing because first, he found it necessary to quote the late Sheldon Brown when describing the difference between Schrader and Presta valves (he had to look it up? you're kidding, right?) and second, because of a rather embarrassing faux pas Rocco (and an incompetent content editor at eHow) left embedded in his (mis)information:
Tuesday, November 17, 2015
Volcanoes for Dummies
Volcano |
Monday, November 16, 2015
Laptop Boot-Up for Dummies
Laptop computer |
Sunday, November 15, 2015
Mean and Median for Statistical Dummies
Measures of central tendency |
Saturday, November 14, 2015
Staining Plywood for Dummies (Carpentry Week 7)
The last step in a woodworking or carpentry project is (usually) applying a finish, so it's fitting that the last dumbass of carpentry week is exposed for his lousy advice concerning the finishing step. This time, we caught Edwin Thomas exposing his incompetence on a Demand Media (aka eHow.com) website, SFGate Homeguides. Edwin's chosen topic is "How to Stain and Finish Plywood," a subject about which he apparently knows nothing (we guess they don't teach woodworking at American University).
Friday, November 13, 2015
Veneer for Dummy Woodworkers (Carpentry Week 6)
Resawing wood veneer |
Thursday, November 12, 2015
Parquet Floors for Dummy Redecorators (Carpentry Week 5)
Parquet flooring |
Wednesday, November 11, 2015
Hinge Mortises for Dummy Carpenters (Carpentry Week 4)
Butt hinge in a mortise |
We realized it this time because Knoll drops several hints in her content that make it clear she's bullshitting her readers. One such hint appears in her introduction, when she tells people that
Tuesday, November 10, 2015
Decks for DIY Dummies (Carpentry Week 3)
Free-standing deck schematic |
Monday, November 9, 2015
Pergola Construction for Dummies (Carpentry Week 2)
Typical pergola |
Take, for instance, "Building A Pergola Takes Patience And Enthusiasm," written by annakec (Anna Kec, aka Anna Damis) at InfoBarrel.com.¹ You'd expect to find at least something about how to build a pergola, right? But here's what you're going to get from Anna's post:
Sunday, November 8, 2015
Pine Floors for a Dummy Carpenter (Carpentry Week 1)
pine wood flooring |
Saturday, November 7, 2015
Geology Job Descriptions for Dummies
Is this guy "Where the rocks are"? |
Friday, November 6, 2015
Sewer Smells for Dummy Homeowners
Venting a wastewater system |
What they got in return was incomplete and doesn't mention the most likely cause of sewer odors in a building regardless of whether it's on a septic system or not. We'll get to that later. For now, Nicole plumbed her vast well of "expertise" and (after blathering about what a septic tank is and does) suggested three possible problems:
Thursday, November 5, 2015
Spin Classes for Dummy Fitness Buffs
Spin class |
So, you are probably thinking, just where did we get the idea that this particular content might be spun? Well, just take a look at what it says: how else would you get twisted verbiage like
Wednesday, November 4, 2015
Drusy Quartz for Dummies
Drusy quartz -- but not a geode! |
Maybe we should cut Alexander some slack: after all, eHow's contributors are at the mercy of "content editors" to whom format is far more important than fact, but even if one of those editors munged up his article, there was a method for White to correct such rubbish as
Tuesday, November 3, 2015
Air Conditioning for Mechanical Dummies
R134a recharge cylinder |
Monday, November 2, 2015
Lineal Metres for the Clueless
Stretching carpet |
Sunday, November 1, 2015
Owning a Car for Dummies
Honda Fit |
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