Bullnose trim on stair treads |
After years of complaining about halfwits who write at pay sites, we've decided to finally strike a blow for knowledge. We've repurposed this blog to call attention to some of these stupid people and the things they've written while in too big a hurry to make money to deal with useless crap like "facts" and "knowledge." Meet the Dumbass of the Day, people!
Monday, February 29, 2016
Bullnose Trim for Dummy Carpenters
Sunday, February 28, 2016
Indianapolis for Dummy Visitors
Children's Museum of Indianapolis |
Saturday, February 27, 2016
Compasses for Dummies
Ordinary compass |
Friday, February 26, 2016
Ovals for Dummy Geometry Students
Ellipse (L), regular Oval (R) |
Thursday, February 25, 2016
Window Frames for Dummy Carpenters
anatomy of a window |
Wednesday, February 24, 2016
Central Air for the Dummy Homeowner
ice on central air compressor |
Tuesday, February 23, 2016
Subduction For Dummies
Cross-section of Mariana arc and trench |
Monday, February 22, 2016
Density and Pressure for Dummies (Metric System 7)
Density on display |
Sunday, February 21, 2016
Temperature Conversions for Dummies (Metric System 6)
Oh, heck, even the most addle-brained fifth-grade student knows that there are simple formulas for going back and forth between the two temperature scales. Hutchinson, however, decided that someone somewhere needed another conversion version a few hundred words long. It's too bad that he also decided to include a little ambiguity and a collection of downright errors... errors like these:
Saturday, February 20, 2016
Metrification for Dummy Activists (Metric System 5)
It used to be you could just pound out a few paragraphs of rubbish on your keyboard and rake in the cash at any content farm. The Google Panda update of 2011 changed all that; inserting some vague measurement of "quality" into the site's search algorithm. Immediately, wannabe freelancers began schooling themselves in SEO, branding, and a host of other buzzwords in an attempt to improve that "quality." What many of these freelancers failed to realize that the Panda update punished sites for bad content. So why did the hangers-on continue to publish utter bull? Because they already had that arrow in their quiver and it takes considerably more work to write good material. That's why hacks like DailyTwoCents.com's Deborah-Diane (sometimes known as Deborah Dian or Deborah Diane Carr) keep churning out twaddle like "The U.S. Needs to Convert to the Metric System."¹
Friday, February 19, 2016
Milliliters for Dummies (Metric System 4)
table of metric units |
Thursday, February 18, 2016
Density for the Dummy Chemistry Student (Metric System 3)
Density in action... |
As everyone knows by now, Demand Media (which has since changed its name to Leaf Group, presumably to protect the guilty) demanded that Brenda begin with a 75-100 word introduction. Well, things start out more or less OK in her intro, but then quickly go downhill. Here: see what we mean:
Wednesday, February 17, 2016
Light Years for Dummies (Metric System 2)
Distance to nearby stars |
Tuesday, February 16, 2016
Square Yards for Dummies (Metric System 1)
fabric comes in linear yards |
Monday, February 15, 2016
Overpressure for Dummies
pressure/depth relationship |
Sunday, February 14, 2016
Multimeters for the Dummy Electrician
analog multimeter scale |
Saturday, February 13, 2016
Car Wheels for Dummies
26ers in real life |
You think Khalidah knew enough about cars to write content on the subject? We didn't, and we were right: for the evidence just check out her introduction:
Friday, February 12, 2016
Spanish for Dummy Travelers
Spanish spoken here |
Thursday, February 11, 2016
Defining an Acre for City-Dwelling Dummies
An acre of downtown San Francisco |
Wednesday, February 10, 2016
Iron Smelting for Dummies
Home smelter or bloomery |
Tuesday, February 9, 2016
Stationary Bikes for Dummies
Spin bike |
Monday, February 8, 2016
Mapping for Dummies
Topographic map example (Stowe, Vermont) |
Sunday, February 7, 2016
Customized Doors for Dummy Carpenters
If you've ever looked for project plans and advice online, you're pretty likely to have run across freelancers pretending to have done it themselves. Many times, however, the writer simply went to a site like This Old House or The Family Handyman and recorded instructions they found there. You know how to tell? Well, whoever wrote the original has absorbed background knowledge the freelancer doesn't know – and it shows. A case in point? eHow.com's Ruth de Jauregui as she gave it up for "How to Make an Angled Wood Door for Under the Stairs" (now living at Leaf Group niche site Hunker.com).
Let's give Ruth some props: she got the basic outline of the process pretty much right, as befits "royalty" among the contributors to that site (she was for years the in-house forum moderator). It was the little things, however, that gave de Jauregui away as having little or no idea what she was talking about in this post (guess they don't teach woodworking in art school). To begin with, we're not sure why she found it necessary (other than that DMS requires an introduction) to "inform us" that
Let's give Ruth some props: she got the basic outline of the process pretty much right, as befits "royalty" among the contributors to that site (she was for years the in-house forum moderator). It was the little things, however, that gave de Jauregui away as having little or no idea what she was talking about in this post (guess they don't teach woodworking in art school). To begin with, we're not sure why she found it necessary (other than that DMS requires an introduction) to "inform us" that
Saturday, February 6, 2016
Plywood for Woodworking Dummies
Plywood construction |
Friday, February 5, 2016
Graphing Equations for Dummies
This graph doesn't look linear, Linda! |
Thursday, February 4, 2016
Home Wiring for the Dummy DIY Electrician
Yikes! |
Wednesday, February 3, 2016
Metalworking for Dummies
It's more than a drill press... |
If by "machine" the OQ simply meant "drill," Dawn managed to spit out some more or less on-topic copy; though we suspect it was merely reworded from far more authoritative websites (and perhaps an instruction manual). However, it's apparent from the get-go that she is talking through her hat, given that she says rubbish like
Tuesday, February 2, 2016
Drum Brakes for the Dummy Mechanic
A drum brake |
Monday, February 1, 2016
Water Heater Maintenance for Dummies
Typical water heater |
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