Valley or alpine glacier |
After years of complaining about halfwits who write at pay sites, we've decided to finally strike a blow for knowledge. We've repurposed this blog to call attention to some of these stupid people and the things they've written while in too big a hurry to make money to deal with useless crap like "facts" and "knowledge." Meet the Dumbass of the Day, people!
Thursday, June 30, 2016
Glacier Formation for Dummies
Wednesday, June 29, 2016
Crown Molding Corners for Dummies
Crown molding on a bullnose corner |
Tuesday, June 28, 2016
Tell Us about Landforms, Dummies!
Landforms, Rose, landforms! |
Monday, June 27, 2016
Calculate that Grade, Dummies!
Hill slope and gradient |
As so often happened in the Demand Media world, Mark got hung up with fitting his answer into a predetermined format (introduction plus 3 to 5 steps) and meeting a minimum word count, As a result, he had to pad his answer beyond the simple formula "gradient = 100 * (rise / run)"; and there's where he got himself into trouble.
Sunday, June 26, 2016
Building Roof Trusses for Dummies
parts of a roof truss |
Lacy gets one thing right: the first sentence in her introduction...
Saturday, June 25, 2016
Move Your Laundry Room, Dummies
Laundry Room in Basement |
Friday, June 24, 2016
The Dummy Guide to Flashing
Flashing around a corner |
Thursday, June 23, 2016
Rounding Decimals for Dummies
Rounding Rules |
Wednesday, June 22, 2016
Crank that Engine, Dummy!
Cranking an Engine |
Tuesday, June 21, 2016
Wire that Light Switch, Dummies!
Wiring an end of run light switch |
Monday, June 20, 2016
Expanding SD Cards for Dummies
The Guts of an SD card |
Sunday, June 19, 2016
Got a Flat? Fix it, Dummy!
Got a spare, buddy? |
Rhianni's advice? well, he starts with the usual, "This is something everyone should know":
Saturday, June 18, 2016
Change that Light Bulb, Dummies!
What screws, Mandi? |
In reality, we can sort of understand: there's a huge variety of wall lights on the market, and figuring out how to get at the bulbs can be confusing in some cases. The task can also be somewhat difficult because these lights are only opened once every couple of years and they sit outside in the elements all the time, so any access parts get dirty and/or corroded. Rogier, unfortunately, is no help on getting a light fixture open. For starters, she tells her readers that they must.
Friday, June 17, 2016
Determining Density for Dummies
Water density vs. temperature |
Thursday, June 16, 2016
Lever Classes for Dummies
Not a farmer; not pushing down |
Wednesday, June 15, 2016
Measuring Tree Height for Dummies
Using trigonometry to measure height |
Tuesday, June 14, 2016
Eat White Sugar, Dummies!
White sugar |
Monday, June 13, 2016
Trek that Map, Dummies
Map and compass |
Sunday, June 12, 2016
Interlude: a Joke About eHow
We make fun of eHow.com (and of all those niche sites Leaf Group has created for eHow content) on a regular basis. Why? Mostly because they deserve it!
But seriously: those who know the way eHow works are aware that in the site's initial incarnation, self-appointed freelancers grabbed "titles," performed online research, wrote their content in accordance with nitpicking style guidelines, and submitted their work to a content editor (CE) who -- supposedly -- checked the content and either OKed it as is or sent it back, once and only once, for corrections of substance, style or both. Usually, the CE had no familiarity whatsoever with the topic: that's the basis of this tale...
But seriously: those who know the way eHow works are aware that in the site's initial incarnation, self-appointed freelancers grabbed "titles," performed online research, wrote their content in accordance with nitpicking style guidelines, and submitted their work to a content editor (CE) who -- supposedly -- checked the content and either OKed it as is or sent it back, once and only once, for corrections of substance, style or both. Usually, the CE had no familiarity whatsoever with the topic: that's the basis of this tale...
Tell Us About Newtons, Dummy!
Gravity... |
Saturday, June 11, 2016
Got Carbon Brushes, Dummies?
Spring loaded carbon brushes for an electric motor |
Friday, June 10, 2016
Groundwater for Dummies
Anatomy of an artesian well |
Thursday, June 9, 2016
Area Conversions for Dummies
Our researchers constantly prowl the internet looking for people who make, or hope they can make, cash by pretending they can tell their hind ends from holes in the ground, even if they can't. Sometimes the search process takes a strange path, and today's one such case. The team member pulled up an eHow post by a known dumbass and followed a link in that article to another post on a related topic that, on inspection, looked stupid. He then pulled up that contributor's profile to find a gold mine of stupidity across multiple topics. So without further ado, here's our new discovery: eHow's Greyson Ferguson, doing his thing in "How to Convert Square Feet to Inches" (now found at the niche site Sciencing.com).
Wednesday, June 8, 2016
Fence Picket Spacing for Dummies
Privacy fence |
Tuesday, June 7, 2016
Get some Amethyst, Dummies!
Amethyst crystals |
Monday, June 6, 2016
Rock Gardens for the Dummy Botanist
Alpine plant blooming in snow |
Sunday, June 5, 2016
Calculating UTM Convergence for Dummy Cartographers
Grid North vs True North vs Magnetic North |
Saturday, June 4, 2016
Doing Your Own Tune-ups for Dummies
It's a pretty safe bet those aren't Lori's hands... |
Friday, June 3, 2016
CV Joints for the Dummy Driver
CV joint of front-wheel drive vehicle |
Thursday, June 2, 2016
Troubleshooting Your 4Runner for Dummies
Amelia: Find the MAF sensor, throttle body or fuel rail. |
Wednesday, June 1, 2016
Replacing Drum Brakes for Dummies (Cars Week 4)
Of all the possible repairs on your GMC truck; or for that matter any vehicle, brakes seem to be the category that are most... scary. With that in mind, we wondered why anyone who valued his or her continued existence would look for help on replacing brakes at eHow. And if you did accidentally visit eHow, would you trust your vehicle and your life to a freelancing Welsh English lit major? Well, eHow thought you might, which is why they let Lina Schofield publish the article titled "How to Replace Drum Brakes on a GMC Truck"¹ (now languishing on ItStillRuns.com). We mean, really: do they even have GMC trucks in Wales?
Lina's been here before, a couple of times, and she's no more helpful than in her previous visits. Her basic research turns up factoids anyone could have learned and that most people who already knew the difference between drum and disc brakes could have told you:
Lina's been here before, a couple of times, and she's no more helpful than in her previous visits. Her basic research turns up factoids anyone could have learned and that most people who already knew the difference between drum and disc brakes could have told you:
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