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DOS command line interface in terminal window |
After years of complaining about halfwits who write at pay sites, we've decided to finally strike a blow for knowledge. We've repurposed this blog to call attention to some of these stupid people and the things they've written while in too big a hurry to make money to deal with useless crap like "facts" and "knowledge." Meet the Dumbass of the Day, people!
Saturday, December 31, 2016
Command Line Commands for Dummies
Friday, December 30, 2016
Science and Religion Compared for Dummies
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Science vs. religion, historical context... |
Thursday, December 29, 2016
Measuring Amperage for Dummies
Suppose you wanted to make money by answering questions on the internet. Of course, you could always just put up a page with a blank that says, "Ask Question Here"; pretty much the Google model, in truth. Since that idea was already taken, the people at Demand Media (now known as Leaf Group) created eHow.com, which hired random people to answer questions that had already been asked. Unfortunately, that meant that sometimes people who knew nothing would still try to answer questions that made no sense. After all, saying "You can't do that!" wouldn't make them any money! Instead, you end up with the kind of foolishness exhibited by Bob White (he's a bird!) when he attempted to explain "How to Calculate the Amps of an Outlet Using a Multimeter" at HomeSteady.com. Ouch.
The big problem, of course, is that multimeters don't calculate anything, including amperage: they can, however, measure amperage in a bare circuit or the voltage at an outlet. White actually gets at that problem in his intro:
Wednesday, December 28, 2016
Locks for Sliding Glass Doors, the Dummy Approach
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Sliding door with mortise lock |
Tuesday, December 27, 2016
Emerald Formation for Dummies
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raw, uncut emeralds in crystal form |
Monday, December 26, 2016
Towel Rack Repair for Dummies
How hollow wall fasteners work |
As we do whenever possible, we went to the freelancer's original source, though we had to use the Wayback machine to find it; and – to be frank – it was only slightly better than what Springs wrote, suggesting that to tighten up a loose hollow wall fastener you simply "squirt a nice stream of glue into the hole" (small wonder the blogger who posted it took it down). But we're here to castigate Jonra, not Mark. Springs starts off with a bang, explaining that
Sunday, December 25, 2016
Rock Identification for Dummies
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Igneous rock samples |
Saturday, December 24, 2016
Numerical Analysis and Error for the Dummy Statistician
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Numerical analysis |
Lutzenberger gets right to the point in his introduction, explaining that
Friday, December 23, 2016
Dummies Confused About Routers
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Letter template and base for a plunge router |
Thursday, December 22, 2016
Copying Software for (and by) Dummies
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Data backup utility |
Nina explained, as Demand Media demanded, that
Wednesday, December 21, 2016
Deleting Files for Dummies
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Acrobat file menu |
Knoll, as is required of any contributor in the Demand Media / Leaf stable, opened by "introducing" her topic:
Tuesday, December 20, 2016
Function Keys for Dummies (Techwalla Week 3)
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Function key usage |
As Liandi says in the introduction,
Monday, December 19, 2016
Excel Formulas for Dummies (Techwalla Week 2)
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Excel spreadsheet |
Sunday, December 18, 2016
Initializing a GPS For Dummies (Techwalla Week 1)
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Typical GPS initialization screen |
Kallie's Bachelor of Arts in English apparently did not include a whole lot of instruction, if any at all, in how to use a GPS receiver; and, for that matter, probably didn't include anything more technical than how to turn on your Macintosh Airbook® when you get out of bed in the morning. That, we suspect, is why Kallie's understanding of the meaning of "initialization" of a GPS is that "the screen lights up," as one might infer from her introduction:
Saturday, December 17, 2016
Wiring and Plugs, the Dummy Version
wiring a Two-wire plug |
Friday, December 16, 2016
Copying a Program for Dummies
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The likely consequences of following Tiesha's guide |
Thursday, December 15, 2016
Sonar and Parking Assist for Dummies
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Active parking assist |
If you can fight your way past the overwhelming number of ads and popups on the website, you'll see that Sanderson opens her little piece with the introduction, "Car Sonar Sensors- How Do They Work?" and then goes on to... well, not tell us how they work any more than
Wednesday, December 14, 2016
Installing a Sink, the Dummy Method
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Lavatory basin installation |
Tuesday, December 13, 2016
Metric Conversions the Dummies Way
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Inches to feet and inches |
Unfortunately, Ferguson's answer is a little weak. You see, after informing us that
Monday, December 12, 2016
Two-Stroke Engine Maintenance, the Dummy Version
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two-stroke engine diagram |
Sunday, December 11, 2016
Changing a Circular Saw Blade for Dummies
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Circular saw |
Saturday, December 10, 2016
Horsepower: the Dummy Version
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Definition of one horsepower |
Friday, December 9, 2016
Low Pressure Systems for Dummies
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diagram of a low pressure system |
Thursday, December 8, 2016
Tidal Power for Dummies
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Electricity generation by tidal power |
Wednesday, December 7, 2016
Ice Packs for Dummies
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resuable gel hot and cold ice pack |
Tuesday, December 6, 2016
Covering a Popcorn Ceiling for Dummies
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Removing popcorn ceiling |
Monday, December 5, 2016
French Drains for Dummies
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french drain construction |
Sunday, December 4, 2016
Average Speed for Dummies
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speedometer and odometer |
Saturday, December 3, 2016
Wiring a New Plug for Dummies
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Replacement 3-prong male plug |
Schanaman, as always, displayed his ignorance almost immediately. First, he never bothered to explain why a power cord might have a three-prong plug (electrical ground... duh!), then he lied:
Friday, December 2, 2016
Typewriters for the Clueless Office Drone
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margin levers on IBM Selectric® |
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