GPS coordinates in latitude-longitude |
After years of complaining about halfwits who write at pay sites, we've decided to finally strike a blow for knowledge. We've repurposed this blog to call attention to some of these stupid people and the things they've written while in too big a hurry to make money to deal with useless crap like "facts" and "knowledge." Meet the Dumbass of the Day, people!
Sunday, April 30, 2017
GPS Coordinates for Dummies
Saturday, April 29, 2017
Curved Lines for the Dummy Math Student
Curved lines that aren't arcs of a circle |
Friday, April 28, 2017
Circles for the Clueless Geometry Student
Finding the center of a circle |
Thursday, April 27, 2017
Radial Arm Saws for Dummies
Anatomy of a radial arm saw |
Wednesday, April 26, 2017
VW Beetle Hoods for Dummies
Original VW Bug (Type I or Beetle) |
Tuesday, April 25, 2017
Arc Length for Dummy Geometry Students
arc length as function of internal angle |
Monday, April 24, 2017
Door Swing for Dummy DIYers
Difference between left-hand and right-hand swing door |
Sunday, April 23, 2017
Troubleshooting Garage Door Openers for Dummies
Wall button for garage door opener |
Saturday, April 22, 2017
Deleting Files, the Dummy Version
Windows recycle bin, empty and full |
Friday, April 21, 2017
Air Conditioned Garages for Dummies
A garage air conditioner |
Thursday, April 20, 2017
Building a House for Dummies
Residential construction site |
Wednesday, April 19, 2017
Cubic Feet to Gallons for Dummies
How many gallons in a cubic foot? |
Our staffers came up with a couple of different approaches to this question. Generally, you could determine the weight of a cubic foot of liquid and use the liquid's density to back-calculate the weight per gallon, then do a little division, like this:
Tuesday, April 18, 2017
Conductivity for Dummies
How ions move in an electrical conductor |
Monday, April 17, 2017
Temporary Magnets for Dummies
Magnetic field |
Sunday, April 16, 2017
Map Coordinates for Dummies
Different map projections |
Thompson, as is so often the case with people unfamiliar with maps, informs his readers that there are two kinds of map coordinates:
Saturday, April 15, 2017
Rock Salt for Dummy Geology Students
Salt dome cross section |
The answer's relatively simple, and Henri danced around it, finally getting close enough for an answer a fifth-grader would count as correct:
Friday, April 14, 2017
JPEG to PDF for Dummies
One of the adages our shop pretty much lives by is the old saying, "There's more than one way to skin a cat." We like the idea that we almost always have alternatives; opportunities that the folks at Leaf Group, however, don't seem to value. Take, for instance, six-time DotD Kurt Schanaman, who wrote the article "How to Make a JPEG Into a PDF File" for eHow.com (it's since been moved to Techwalla). As far as Kurt and Techwalla / eHow are concerned, there's just one way; and he described it in loving detail.
Thursday, April 13, 2017
Wave Energy for Dummies
wave power generation buoy |
Wednesday, April 12, 2017
Plywood Grades for Dummies
Plywood grade stamp |
Tuesday, April 11, 2017
Air Conditioning Types for Dummies
Ductless mini split AC system |
According to Lebednik,
Monday, April 10, 2017
Hanging a Mirror, the Clueless Approach
Hanging a heavy mirror using cleats |
Lewis was required by DMS² to introduce her topic, which is where we found this misstatement:
Sunday, April 9, 2017
Raised Kennels for Dummy Dog Owners
raised kennel with poop board |
Saturday, April 8, 2017
Equilateral Triangles for Dummy Geometry Students
Equilateral triangle area derivation |
Friday, April 7, 2017
HDTV Antenna Direction for Dummies
Rabbit ears TV antenna with tin foil |
Thursday, April 6, 2017
Table Saws for Dummy Woodworkers
rip fence (gold) on table saw |
"I think it's clear... that if you are ignorant of a particular subject, that your opinion is worthless. If I'm sick, I don't ask a plumber for advice. I go to a doctor."
Way to go, Neal: that's what we've been saying all along! Just like we say that if you want information about table saws, you don't go to some bozo with a design degree. Nonetheless, Patrick Nelson (a designer) wrote "How to Troubleshoot a Craftsman Table Saw"¹ for eHow.com (now HomeSteady.com); and his ignorance showed.
Wednesday, April 5, 2017
Dimensions for Dummy Geometry Students
Tuesday, April 4, 2017
Browser Cookies for Dummies
Common internet browers |
Monday, April 3, 2017
Rock Salt for Dummies
halite (rock salt) crystals |
Hudson gets most of the basics right – after all, how hard is it to just reword some website where the authors know what they're talking about? Isn't that what they teach people to do in journalism school these days? However, we did notice that Alice had a few little problems with her copy-reword-paste job. Here are some of her misstatements:
Sunday, April 2, 2017
Degrees and Meters for Geography Dummies
great circle path |
Saturday, April 1, 2017
Pinterest unHELP, the Clueless Approach
Here's what happened:
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