Miscellaneous foreign coins (mostly francs) |
After years of complaining about halfwits who write at pay sites, we've decided to finally strike a blow for knowledge. We've repurposed this blog to call attention to some of these stupid people and the things they've written while in too big a hurry to make money to deal with useless crap like "facts" and "knowledge." Meet the Dumbass of the Day, people!
Wednesday, September 30, 2015
Foreign Currency for the Dummy Numismatist
Tuesday, September 29, 2015
Choosing Wood for Dummies
Sometimes the Associated Network's dumbass hunters catch their prey in huge mistakes, other times the fakes give themselves away through an accumulation of many small miscues; sort of a "torture of a thousand cuts." Today's DotD nominee, Jeffery Keilholtz, eHow.com contributor, is a classic example of our Type II Dumbass. For his HomeSteady.com post called "What Kind of Wood Makes the Best Table Legs,"¹ Jeff's little screw-ups add up to a convincing example of faking it. In other words, Keilhotz doesn't know jack about making furniture, and it shows.
The real answer to the question, as any 7th-grade shop teacher would tell you, is "It depends." It depends on whether you're making a reproduction of a 17th-century cherry piece, a Mission-style oak dining table, or a maple Shaker bedside stand. It depends on the intended finish and whether or not the legs will be turned or otherwise shaped. It also depends on what species of wood the top of the table will be made of. Keilholtz, however, doesn't say any of that. Instead, he uses lots of quotes from some other source, and suggests that
The real answer to the question, as any 7th-grade shop teacher would tell you, is "It depends." It depends on whether you're making a reproduction of a 17th-century cherry piece, a Mission-style oak dining table, or a maple Shaker bedside stand. It depends on the intended finish and whether or not the legs will be turned or otherwise shaped. It also depends on what species of wood the top of the table will be made of. Keilholtz, however, doesn't say any of that. Instead, he uses lots of quotes from some other source, and suggests that
Monday, September 28, 2015
Useless Austin Info for? by? Dummies
The hallmark of freelance bullshit on the internet is half-assed information written by people who know jack about the topic. Would you ask your dentist about your bruised pinky toe? hire a plumber to replace your cracked iPhone screen? get advice on Austin, Texas, neighborhoods from someone who lives in Connecticut? Of course not; except if you're dumb enough to trust serial dummy Isabelle Esteves, caught writing about "Buying a New Home in Austin, Texas"¹ at Writedge.com.
Sure, Austin is "hot"; especially among University of Texas students, many of whom would gladly donate a minor organ to remain in the town after graduation. In point of fact, our office was in Austin for almost a decade, so we have some familiarity with the place; and with the ex-students known as "LTs" because they'd give their Left Testicles to stay in Austin. Not so our Izzy, who clearly knows nothing about the town except for something she scraped off the internet more than a decade ago. The article smells like content she originally published at Helium.com and then resubmitted to Writedge without an update. Why do we say that? Well, because of this asinine statement:
Austin skyline |
Sunday, September 27, 2015
Wiring Outlets for Dummies
Would-be do-it-yourself types have a lot of questions about their intended projects, but if they're searching the internet, eHow.com is definitely not the best place to look for that needed help. Why? Because they might run into half-baked advice from the likes of freelancer Elizabeth Knoll, as exemplified by her sterling post "How to Change a Wall Outlet to Double Outlets." As is so often the case, Elizabeth's instructions are incomplete, misleading, or just plain plain wrong.
Saturday, September 26, 2015
Granite for Geological Dummies
Spheroidal weathering in granite |
Friday, September 25, 2015
Basins, the Dummy Version (Geology Week 6)
What would be worse: someone who doesn't know jack misinforming the public, or someone who should know the topic screwing up royally? Admittedly, we don't see the second very often (except perhaps coming from the mouths of presidential candidates), but we were astounded to come across a classic example in some recent research for Geology Week. You'd think that a writer who claims a PhD in geology would know simple stuff about the science, but apparently Alexandra Matiella Novak was playing hooky the day they discussed hydrocarbons in Geology 101. How else could she have written something as dumbass as her contribution to suite.io, "Major Oil and Gas Reserves in the United States"?¹ Novak's executive summary of her post says, |
"The Unites [sic] States contains vast hydrocarbon reserves of oil, coal and natural gas. The Strategic Petroleum Reserve also maintains over 700 million barrels."
Thursday, September 24, 2015
Convection Currents, the Dummy Explanation
Convection currents in the mantle |
The question is stupid to begin with, because convection currents aren't found "in" volcanoes; the relationship between the currents and volcanism is a great deal more complicated than that. That complexity, however, didn't keep Iris from spreading a little misinformation; beginning with her introduction:
Wednesday, September 23, 2015
Glaciers and Granite, the Dummy Version
Real glacial striations |
Tuesday, September 22, 2015
Pumice for the Dummy Geology Student
What would geology week be without a whole lot of misinformation from the keyboards of familiar folks? We're well aware that we could probably mine that mother lode of dumbassery called eHow.com for decades, but you have to go afield every once in a while. That doesn't mean that we can't check up on some of our favorite serial dumbasses, though, and we happened to catch one of them dipping her toes into geology for this week. She's longtime contributor Joan Whetzel, caught holding forth on "What Is the Difference Between Pumice and Scoria?¹" at Sciencing.com.
Joanie, as usual, makes a pretty good mess out of her explanation. She starts off on the right track, telling us that pumice and scoria have vesicular texture, and that "vesicles are holes created by gas bubbles..." So far, so good; though she might want to mention that a lot of said gas is actually water vapor. No harm, no foul though. Now, here's what Whetzel says about pumice:
Pumice |
Monday, September 21, 2015
Geomorphology, the Dummies Version (Geology Week 2)
No matter what your area of expertise, doesn't it just chap your hind end when some birdbrain starts blathering on about something you know, and getting it wrong? Like, say, for instance you're an MD and you overhear some bozo telling everyone that stupid fairy tale about vaccines and autism? Well, a couple of times a year the Antisocial Network's staff geologist crawls out from under the bed and harangues us about people getting geology wrong. Apparently, a lot of folks think this particular corner of science is so simple even they can understand it...
But they're often wrong, such as in the case of a guy name of Tom Wolsey at suite.io (what used to be suite100.com when it was just a content farm). Tom educated his readers bout his unfamiliarity with geomorphology – the study of landforms and their relation to geology – in a post he called "Galisteo--Artists, Landscape, and High Desert."¹ |
Sunday, September 20, 2015
Rock Types, the Dummy Version (Geology Week 1)
The rock cycle |
Now, let's be a little kind to start off the week: Mike doesn't actually say anything that's totally off the mark, it's just that his version of how rocks form is a bit on the... simplistic... side, not to mention at times somewhat misleading. But he obviously wrote this rubbish in hopes of getting real money, so it's our considered opinion that he should've gotten it right. Take, for instance, this description of igneous rock genesis:
Saturday, September 19, 2015
Residual Income for Freelancing Dummies
Money, money, money, money! |
Her method? actually, we don't know. The reason we don't know is that this is what Saramarie tells her readers:
Friday, September 18, 2015
Fossil Correlation for Dummies
Coccolith photomicrograph |
Yasmin starts off with a definition more or less cribbed from every beginning geology text:
Thursday, September 17, 2015
Radon, the Dummies Version
When it comes to your family's health, the Antisocial Network strongly suggests that you avoid getting advice from freelance bloggers and the sort of people who write for content farms. In some unrelated research, we came across a post by serial dumbass Nicole Papagiorgio that borders on dangerous. The site is (as you might have guessed) eHow.com, the topic is "Will Leaving the Window Open Get out the Radon Gas?" (now at SFGate.com), and the answer is... dumbassery.
Radon, if you're unfamiliar with it, is a naturally-occurring gaseous element (a byproduct of the decay of uranium in soil and bedrock) that can seep into buildings through a wall or floor that's in contact with the ground. Unfortunately, radon exposure over the long term can cause lung cancer. Therefore, preventing radon penetration and removing existing radon from a building are critical to long-term health. Nicole gets that much right. Heck, anyone can get that right just by reading radon's Wikipedia page.
Radon, if you're unfamiliar with it, is a naturally-occurring gaseous element (a byproduct of the decay of uranium in soil and bedrock) that can seep into buildings through a wall or floor that's in contact with the ground. Unfortunately, radon exposure over the long term can cause lung cancer. Therefore, preventing radon penetration and removing existing radon from a building are critical to long-term health. Nicole gets that much right. Heck, anyone can get that right just by reading radon's Wikipedia page.
Wednesday, September 16, 2015
Frequency, the Dummies Version
Frequency comparison |
Today's DotD has graced these pages before, usually spreading the kind of scientific illiteracy shown in this post on sound. Well, Joan Whetzel is back on a closely-related topic: we already know she doesn't understand wavelengths, so who would ever assume she can explain "How to Calculate Frequency in Hertz"¹ for Sciencing.com? It's pretty clear she can't.
Tuesday, September 15, 2015
Installing Bullnose Trim for Dummies
bullnose trim shape |
Shala almost immediately put the bull in bullnose with her introduction:
Monday, September 14, 2015
OTC Medications for Dummies
We don't wander into medicine often here at the Antisocial Network, but that's because we're not particularly qualified to dispense advice. Band-Aids on your boo-boos, maybe, but not medical advice. Of course, lack of qualification never stopped any freelancer from blathering on about any topic, and serial dummy Isabelle Esteves (of Writedge.com) is no exception. Today, Iz (as she apparently likes to be called) put aside her faux travel reviews long enough to expound on the "Risk Of Too Much Acetaminophen."¹ Shouldn't that be "risks"? we wondered... never mind.
Sunday, September 13, 2015
Marketing for Dummies
Craftsman Professional brand table saw |
"...Craftsman has different lines of tools geared for specific uses, most notably its Craftsman and Craftsman professional lines. Depending on your needs, you'll need to understand the difference between the tool lines to determine which is right for you..."Yeah, really. Since the two differ in cost by about 50%, you'll probably already know which is "right for you."
Saturday, September 12, 2015
Plate Tectonics for Dummies
Rifting |
Chris apparently slept through the earth science section in fifth grade and didn't bother to take Rocks for Jocks while getting his BA in "international affairs." We can tell that from his introductory paragraph, which is written at the intellectual level of a fourth-grader:
Friday, September 11, 2015
Sewer Gas, the Dummies Version
Plumbing stack vent |
Thursday, September 10, 2015
Amish Furniture for Dummies
Working in an "Amish" furniture company |
Wednesday, September 9, 2015
Changing a Timex Battery for Dummies
Timex digital watch |
Tuesday, September 8, 2015
Remodeling with Granite Countertops for Dummies
Granite countertop |
Monday, September 7, 2015
Earthquakes, the Dummy Explanation
Pore spaces in sedimentary rock |
Sunday, September 6, 2015
Analog Multimeters for Dummies
Analog multimeter display |
Saturday, September 5, 2015
Perpendicular Lines for Dummies
Line slope |
That communication degree is probably the reason why Colby forgot a basic math definition and passed off this misinformation in his introduction:
Friday, September 4, 2015
Septic Systems for Dummies
Venting a septic system |
Thursday, September 3, 2015
Simple Math Conversions for Dummies
Marathoner |
Wednesday, September 2, 2015
Dope for Dummies
PVC shutoff valve |
Tuesday, September 1, 2015
Sloped Roofs for Dummies
Birdsmouth cut on rafter |
Lacy's ignorance of her topic is made obvious in many ways, including right from the get-go when she suggests why one would build a sloped roof:
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