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After years of complaining about halfwits who write at pay sites, we've decided to finally strike a blow for knowledge. We've repurposed this blog to call attention to some of these stupid people and the things they've written while in too big a hurry to make money to deal with useless crap like "facts" and "knowledge." Meet the Dumbass of the Day, people!
Wednesday, May 31, 2017
Mortise Locks for the DIY Dummy
Tuesday, May 30, 2017
Fracking for Dummies
The fracking process in a nutshell |
Monday, May 29, 2017
Indoor Bike Trainers for the Dummy Cyclist
No, Elle, the "rods" do not go "in the cogs"! |
Sunday, May 28, 2017
Flooded Carburetors for Dummies
Let us be perfectly frank about something: our staffers have learned (the hard way, perhaps) to pretty much assume that any freelance article dealing with internal combustion engines written by a J-school or English graduate is gonna be rubbish. That's for a couple of reasons, but mostly because they don't teach automotive mechanics in liberal arts courses. Sorry, folks: it is what it is. So when we saw "What are the Causes of Carburetor Flooding," posted by eHow's Angus Koolbreeze III, we figured it would be bushwa... and we were right.
Koolbreeze (yeah, sure, that's his name) opens by telling his readers what a carburetor is -- or what he thinks a carburetor is:
When it comes to the causes of flooding, Mr. or Ms Koolbreeze did little more than reword information found at a couple of websites. Even that is a little too much for Angus, however, as it is painfully obvious that he doesn't know what a carburetor float is -- which is probably why he tells his readers that the cause of a float problem is probably
By now it should be obvious that Angus (whatever his/her real name is) has no idea what flooding is and probably couldn't spell "carburetor" before claiming this title at eHow. We hope that realization means that it's also obvious why Koolbreeze is the Dumbass of the Day for today.
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Koolbreeze (yeah, sure, that's his name) opens by telling his readers what a carburetor is -- or what he thinks a carburetor is:
"The carburetor is one of the main parts of a vehicle. Its job is to regulate the speed of the engine. It does this by measuring the amount of air necessary for the speed at which you wish to travel: it pulls a small amount of air and fuel for low speeds, increasing that amount as you speed up."
Right away we knew Angus was in over his (her?) head: "main parts of a vehicle"??? then why are almost all cars today fuel-injected? and is the carb more "main" than the brakes? the transmission? the camshaft? Of course not: what "Koolbreeze" apparently didn't know is that carburetors are pretty much restricted to small engines these days, like lawnmowers and string trimmers. Let's move on, though, to see how "Angus" defines flooding: no, wait, he never does! so here goes: flooding occurs when the air-fuel mixture passing through the carburetor is too rich for the engine speed; meaning that there is more fuel than necessary to maintain combustion. Too bad "Angus" never said that... By the way, here are some common reasons for flooding... |
When it comes to the causes of flooding, Mr. or Ms Koolbreeze did little more than reword information found at a couple of websites. Even that is a little too much for Angus, however, as it is painfully obvious that he doesn't know what a carburetor float is -- which is probably why he tells his readers that the cause of a float problem is probably
"...the defective float problem develops when the tang (the metal adjustment on the float) is too long and catches on the webbing part that supports the stanchions on the float pin. To solve the problem, shorten the tang, then readjust the float drop..."...which Koolbreeze reworded from a Porsche enthusiast website: in the real world, carburetor floats are fabricated just fine and are much more likely to develop a pinhole than to have a tang-stanchion mismatch. Dumbass.
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Saturday, May 27, 2017
Finger Joints for the Dummy Woodworker (2-by-4 Week 7)
Box joint, sometimes called a finger joint |
Friday, May 26, 2017
Moving a Shed for Dummies (2-by-4 Week 6)
As the Antisocial Network's 2-by-4 week, during which we take eHow.com freelancers to task for apparently thinking that 2-by-4 means "2 foot by 4 foot," winds down; we bring you the case of some freelancer who clearly had a lapse in common sense. This time it's returning DotD Ann Johnson, whose "How to Move a Storage Shed"¹ an HomeSteady.com brought tears of laughter to a staffer's eye.
Thursday, May 25, 2017
A Pig Roasting Box for the Dummy Chef (2-by-4 Week 5)
Commercial caja china |
Wednesday, May 24, 2017
In Which Dummies Design a Pergola (2 by 4 Week 4)
Pergola roof |
Tuesday, May 23, 2017
Building a Kiosk, the Dummies Approach (2-by-4 Week 3)
NPS park kiosk |
Monday, May 22, 2017
Add-Ons for the Dummy Remodeler (2-by-4 Week 2)
typical wall framing |
Sunday, May 21, 2017
Archery Targets for the Dummy Carpenter (2-by-4 Week 1)
archery targets |
Saturday, May 20, 2017
Cassette Tapes for Millennial Dummies
Cassette tape |
Friday, May 19, 2017
Access Panels: the Dummy Version
A typical access panel |
Thursday, May 18, 2017
Crown Molding for Cabinets, the Dummy Version
crown molding on cabinets |
Wednesday, May 17, 2017
Analog Clocks, the Dummy Version
Analog clock gears |
Tuesday, May 16, 2017
Map Distances for Dummies
distance measurement with gmap-pedometer.com |
Monday, May 15, 2017
Sloping Ceilings for Dummies
sloping ceiling, level floor |
Sunday, May 14, 2017
Aspect Ratio and Image Resizing for the Clueless
The one on the right is distorted, Joshua... |
Saturday, May 13, 2017
Calf Pain for Dummies
Anatomy of the calf |
Friday, May 12, 2017
Volume, Mass, and Density for Dummies
Density of solids vs. fluids |
Thursday, May 11, 2017
Glaciers for Clueless Dummies
alpine glacier with medial moraines |
Wednesday, May 10, 2017
Flat Roof Drainage for Dummies
Flat Roof Drain |
Tuesday, May 9, 2017
Torque Calculation for Dummies
motor torque vs speed in RPM |
After some hemming and hawing about torque, rubbish like
Monday, May 8, 2017
Doll House Lighting for Dummies
dollhouse lighting |
Sunday, May 7, 2017
Cleaning a Bicycle Chain for Dummies
A dirty road bike chain -- but there's no mud... |
Why would we say that? Well, because in his he made this erroneous claim:
Saturday, May 6, 2017
Basement Bathtubs for Dummies
I want to install one of these systems, Steve... |
Friday, May 5, 2017
Thermocouples for Dummies
Termocouple diagram |
Thursday, May 4, 2017
Natural Gas Prices for Dummies
historical natural gas prices |
Wednesday, May 3, 2017
Repairing a Toilet, the Dummy Version
Toilet Flush Kit in the toilet tank |
Tuesday, May 2, 2017
Miter Cuts for Dummy Woodworkers
DeWalt miter saw |
Monday, May 1, 2017
Endothermic Reactions for Dummies
Chemicals in an Instant Ice Pack |
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