Score and snap cement backerboard |
After years of complaining about halfwits who write at pay sites, we've decided to finally strike a blow for knowledge. We've repurposed this blog to call attention to some of these stupid people and the things they've written while in too big a hurry to make money to deal with useless crap like "facts" and "knowledge." Meet the Dumbass of the Day, people!
Sunday, January 31, 2016
Laying Tile, some Dummy Instructions
Saturday, January 30, 2016
Clinometers for Dummies
Clinometer |
Friday, January 29, 2016
Cyclocomputers for Dummies
cycle computer |
Thursday, January 28, 2016
Vacuum Leaks for Dummy Mechanics
Possible vacuum leak site |
Wednesday, January 27, 2016
Bifold Bookcases for Dummies
Bifold bookcase |
Fetherlin immediately launches into how one might use a bifold bookcase:
Tuesday, January 26, 2016
Chair Rails for the Dummy Decorator
chair rail molding and corners |
Monday, January 25, 2016
Geolocation for Dummies
Road distance vs map distance |
Good ol' Serm knew how to reword someone else's verbiage, which we are sure made him a highly successful eHowian. His problem, of course, is that he didn't really know what he was talking about. Take, for instance, his introduction:
Sunday, January 24, 2016
Velocity For (and By) Dummies
High-velocity |
Saturday, January 23, 2016
Fuel Economy for Dummies
Checking your oil, Izzy? |
Here's what she said in that first line...
Friday, January 22, 2016
Brick Walls for the Dummy DIY Mason
Brick wall terminology and parts |
Thursday, January 21, 2016
Metric Conversion, Dummies Style (Math Week 7)
Carpet is sold by the linear yard |
Wednesday, January 20, 2016
Graphing Equations for the Innumerate (Math Week 6)
A typical table of values |
Naima says that a table of values is...
Tuesday, January 19, 2016
Chemistry for the Dummy Swimming Pool Owner (Math Week 5)
Cement pond |
Monday, January 18, 2016
Negative Exponents for Dummies (Math Week 4)
Negative exponents |
As Char (may we call you "Char," Char?) explains, sort of,
Sunday, January 17, 2016
Area and Perimeter for Mathematical Dummies
Regular polygons |
Saturday, January 16, 2016
Formulas for Mathematical Dummies (Math Week 2)
Formula for volume |
Friday, January 15, 2016
Metric Conversions for Dummies (Math Week 1)
Centimeters to feet conversion |
Thursday, January 14, 2016
Overburden Pressure for Scientifically Confused Dummies
Density tool sonde (Schlumberger) |
Darby more or less gets the definition right in his introduction:
Wednesday, January 13, 2016
Pole Barn Doors for Dummies
Barn door rollers |
Tuesday, January 12, 2016
Rock Climbing, the Dummy Version
El Capitan |
Monday, January 11, 2016
Freezers from Refrigerators for Dummies
Upright freezer |
Sunday, January 10, 2016
Oil Drilling for Dummy Freelancers
Drake's derrick, reproduced |
Saturday, January 9, 2016
Conspiracies for the Dummy Fundamentalist
European Bronze Age civilizations |
Friday, January 8, 2016
Transposition for the Dummy Composer
Cleveland playing a trumpet? |
Though we can be reasonably sure Cleve took a music appreciation class to get that BA in Liberal Arts of his, apparently he didn't ever actually take a music class. That's why, when performing a copy-reword-paste job on his question, he got something wrong.
Thursday, January 7, 2016
Texas Hill Country for the Dummy Tourist
Map of the Texas Hill Country |
Wednesday, January 6, 2016
Parking for Our Dummy Neighbors
You can't legally park here, either, Becky |
Tuesday, January 5, 2016
Saws for DIY Dummies
Some common electric saw types |
- over-emphasis on trivia while omitting important details
- mistakes in stating basics
- lack of familiarity with common knowledge
While we know several women who are quite knowledgeable about woodworking and tools, we have noticed that none of them seem to express their creativity through freelance writing. No, it appears that when you find a woman's byline on a content-farm article about tools, it's often one of "them." Take, for instance, eHow.com contributor Josie Myers, who we found pretending to know her way around "Types of Electric Saws."¹
Monday, January 4, 2016
Roofs for Dummies
Rooftop patio |
Sunday, January 3, 2016
Mining for Gold, the Dummies Version
Someone dug this hole with a shovel? R-i-i-ight, Tom... |
Tom's introduction (the eHow.com-required 75-100 words) sets the stage:
Saturday, January 2, 2016
CD Storage, some Dummy Plans
CD tower |
Careful reading of the instructions suggests that Dianne wants you to make a box about six feet tall for storage. The idea (we think) is to store the CDs in their jewel cases, lying flat, with the label sides out. So far, so good. Both the instructions for constructing this edifice and its overall design are, however, "deficient."
Friday, January 1, 2016
Alaska for Armchair Traveling Dummies
Climbing a glacier on Mt. Rainier, Washington (not Alaska) |
Here: have a look at one of Esteves' more... inane statements about Alaska:
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